Me: "...and I'll have the scrambled eggs and homefries and a coffee, please...but no toast."
Waitress: ::blink:: "No toast?"
Me: "No, I can't, umm, have it...so just leave it off. Thank ya!"
Waitress: "We have different kinds of bread, if you don't want whole wheat?"
Me: "No, no, thanks but I just don't need the toast...thank you!"
Waitress: ::shuffles feet...collects menus:: "So, no toast...?"
Me: "Nope, just the eggs and home fries."
Waitress: ::hesitantly:: "Ooookay..."
Me: ::smiling in an increasingly irritated way:: "I'm
allergic!"
Waitress: "To toast? Okay..."
...time passes...
::meal arrives...with toast::
So to sum up:
Hiney Flu is apparently making people stupider...or something.
Happy Sunday!
p.s.
And, yes, opening with "I have an allergy" would be more effective but I'm hyper-sensitive about this crap and hate to be One of Those People Fussing at Restaurants. Normally, a simple "leave this off" gets a "okay." Stupid people!